Computer Quotes

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
-- Sam Ewing

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. 
-- Milton Berle

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul