Teacher: Bittu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Bittu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BITTU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BITTU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
TEACHER : BITTU, go to the map and find North America.
BITTU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : BITTU!
TEACHER : BITTU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BITTU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BITTU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : BITTU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BITTU : I is...
TEACHER : No, BITTU. Always say, "I am."
BITTU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BITTU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BITTU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
BITTU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BITTU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
BITTU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER : Now, BITTU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
BITTU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
